Because it is bitter
And because it is my heart.
local gay couple judges saturday morning runners
Being responsible for someone’s orgasm is quite the ego boost.
God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
my brother fucking sent me this picture and said “remember… who you are…”
i always forget guys have armpit hair so when they lift their arms up it always scares me it’s like BAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.
no you dont motherfucker